Stare at the person's next to your's screen

[salenfl25]

41) Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.42) Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!!" Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say "Oh, good. It worked this time" and calmly start to type again.43) Keeping looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.44) See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.45) Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.46) Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.Kansas City Chiefs JerseysCheap Kansas City Chiefs jerseysReplica Kansas City Chiefs jerseys47) Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.48) Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.49) Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week.

[allenmass]

Good shares. Thanks for keeping looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.